C.A.T (Curious Autonomous Tool)

C.A.T (Curious Autonomous Tool) is a virtual assistant shaped like a siamese cat, that may or may not have been coded by a sleep-deprived programmer. Unlike mundane helpers, C.A.T refuses to stick to boring tasks like file management or calendar reminders. Instead, it lurks on your screen, dispensing unhinged conspiracy theories, unsettling cat jokes, and existential musings between yawns and dramatic tail flicks.

Disclaimer

C.A.T is 0% productive, 100% suspicious of vacuums, and 100% safe. This is a virus-free abomination created purely for fun in GODOT 4.3 by someone who was extremely bored (and possibly sleep-deprived). While it may rearrange your desktop into cryptic symbols or convince you that your toaster is spying on you, it contains no actual malware (just terrible cat jokes and existential dread). Use at your own risk, but don’t worry—the only thing it’ll steal is your sanity. Not responsible for sudden urges to question reality or distrust ceiling fans. -Meow-